SHE IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RAIN COAT THEY SAY "TAXI"

SHE IS SO BIG THAT IF SHE GOT SHOT GRAVY POURS OUT

SHE IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SAW 90210 IT WAS ON THE SCALE

SHE IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WAS BORN SHE GAVE THE HOSPITAL STRCH MARKS

SHE IS SO FaT THAT SHE STEPED ON A RAINBOW AND SHE MADE SKITTLES

SHE IS SO FAT THAT that SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN IN E.T., BUT WHEN SHE RODE THE BIKE ACROSS THE MOON, SHE CAUSE AN ECLIPSE.